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11:07pm 26/04/2006
 
mood: hungry
Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses
1. Financial Situation - 76.9%
2. Appearance - 75%
3. Friendliness - 68.8%
4. Open-Mindedness - 63.6%
5. Flirtiness - 62.5%
1. Vanity - 58.3%


Dating Strengths Explained
Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid guys who are only interested in your money.
Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities.
Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene.
Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available guys.
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.

Dating Weaknesses Explained
Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.

Take the Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz
 
     

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04:29pm 03/04/2006
 
mood: sick
1. What is your middle name? Lynn

2. How big is your bed? full

3. What are you listening to right now? cars outside

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 0876

5. What was the last thing you ate? organic whole wheat mac n cheese. that sounds lame

6. Last person you hugged? Claude

7. How is the weather right now? getting a tad chilly

a ton more of this shit )


wow today was a good day to call into work. i have no voice yet... how can i sell ovens?
 
     

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10:31pm 09/01/2006
 
mood: sore
music: Hotel Yorba
i went snowboarding today for the first time in a long time and it was amazing.

i almost forgot how much i love it.

until i fell on my head.
(but i'm ok)
 
     

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04:40pm 04/01/2006
 

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Get more bang for my buck.



Get your resolution here


 
     

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Some Facts about Chuck Norris:   
01:34am 01/12/2005
 
mood: horny
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
 
     

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12:15am 27/11/2005
 
mood: whatever
the Cutting Edge

(61% dark, 53% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi




The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 76% on darkness

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You scored higher than 73% on spontaneity

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You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
 
     

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11:28am 27/10/2005
 
mood: contemplative
music: Such Great Heights
i still haven't made my halloween costume yet or found anything i can use for it. i might not do what i had originally planned on due to lack of funds.

50 things you didn't need to know )
 
     

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10:33pm 23/10/2005
 
mood: lonely
music: No Rain
today Leo the cat jumped on my lap and purred for me to pet him, but then he farted and ran away. he probly thought it was funnier than i did.
 
     

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09:12pm 06/10/2005
  surveys )  
     

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01:00pm 21/09/2005
 
You are a

Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
 
     

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01:18pm 11/09/2005
  velveeta shells and cheese and mt dew: the no-fail cure to a queezy stomach and ravaged liver  
     

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11:21am 24/07/2005
 

Your English Skills:



Grammar: 100%

Punctuation: 100%

Spelling: 80%

Vocabulary: 20%





i'm leaving today to go home for a week
 
     

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11:59pm 12/07/2005
 
mood: antsy
thinking about going to grad school for nutrition at SAGE
 
     

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07:57pm 03/07/2005
  1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Run a google image search on that word.
3. Reply to this entry & post one of the pictures from your search, but don't tell me what the word was.
4. Put this in your journal, so I can do the same.
 
     

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making friends   
11:43am 18/06/2005
 
music: someone rapping outside walking by
we're settled in more now to 781 madison. anyone who hasn't seen yet should come and visit soon. i haven't gotten a real job yet. i thought i had one, but he hasn't called me to give me an assignment yet. i will get to go help old people. i will explain further if anyone is interested.. but i'm assuming noone is that bored..

about every few hours an ambulance blares by. at least three times a week a fire engine startles me. about once a day a weird man walks by and raps his own shit outloud for anyone to hear. or he doesn't know everyone can hear. yesterday i was sitting on the steps and a lady walked by and i tried to say bc she looks distressed.. but she was talking to herself and gave no notice to me or christina.

also, these guys stopped in their minivan and tried to talk to us while we were on the steps. the one in the passenger side yelled out "hey baby i wanna ask you a question" so i said "come here and ask" but the light turned green so they left. a few minutes later, he came around the corner again and actually parked and got out. he came over and did some small talk. he wasn't that bad looking but then the driver got out. it was this 16 year old kid who came over to christina "hey i like you!" and i said "what are you 18" and he said yes which was clearly a lie. and he professed his love again and christina laughed at him and told him to get away. but Armond, the guy trying to talk to me seemed somewhat ok so i gave him my number for shits and giggles. he called me a few hours later and i said i was too busy to do anything. the little brother called me back a couple days later pretending to be Armond but i could easily tell it wasn't him bc he had more of a german accent and he tried to get me to go out to dinner with his family.

the guys across the street drink beer on their porch every evening after they get out of work. i am afraid to go talk to them bc i had tried to parrallel park in front of them but i can't preform with an audience and botched it up and one of them actually said "only a woman" so needless to say i can't feel cool around them for at least a few more weeks.

bombers is actually really packed on weekdays bc of all their events like trivia night. i met a nice midwestern guy there named Wesley who is interning at albany med. he is going to help me learn about microarray.. he looks kinda of like steven from RR las vegas but a little less muscle and more preppy.

oh and last night at happy hour i met a couple guys with amy and christina. one of them was my pool partner at cagney's awhile back and karen was his friend's partner but she was wasted. does anyone remember them? they go to st rose. so we actually agreed to go to itchibans with them for some reason.
 
     

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08:03pm 15/05/2005
  i'm probly going to be living with christina on the corner of quail and madison. very nice 2 bedroom place upstairs from towne cleaners (dry cleaner) and right next door to a laundromat. we walked in and knew it was the one. it's so nice. i'm finally excited. we're going to go sign the lease tomorrow most likely and move in on june 1st. i was so frustrated before bc emily didn't know if she was going to be able to live with us and we had already waited so long for her so we decided we weren't going to wait anymore and went looking for 2 bedroom places today. luckily this guy was available to show the place to us an hour after we called bc he works in the dry cleaners below the apartment.

brianna had spare room at her place so i was able to drop off my tv, vcr, computer and plants which was nice of her. i told her i'd buy her some vodka. she lives on madison.. small plus for moving it back.

i'm so excited now.

plus my dad gave me a very generous graduation gift. so i won't have to worry as much about getting a job right away if i cant find a decent one.
 
     

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01:32pm 16/04/2005
  found this in dustin's lj


Your Linguistic Profile:



80% General American English

20% Yankee

0% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern


 
     

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03:40am 28/03/2005
  sunday morning i had a dream that there were dinos in the sky and they brought destruction to earth but then some people could fly and i was one of them so we started floating towards the sunshine bc behind us was fire and darkness. my dad and siblings were floaters too and when i woke up i like "figured it all out" that while we were flying i noticed everyone was either old and smart or just young. the old people were all wearing glasses and this is how i determined that they were smart. so then i thought about it and came to the conclusion that the young ones were the breeders and the old ones were the teachers for a new world and then i felt really weird bc i realized i was awake  
     

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teeny little super guy   
02:32am 21/03/2005
 


anyone remember?
 
     

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12:07am 24/02/2005
  this really messes up all of my childhood memories )  
     

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